- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me:
- mom:
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom:
- me:
- mom: this isn't normal
bitches love me
you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore
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2012-06-04
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2012-06-03
Edgar Allen Broe
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2012-06-02
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2012-05-31
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i want to be a bus driver when i grow up just so i can run people over
beep beep mother fuckers
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2012-05-30
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when my sister first moved into her apartment we all piled into the car with her mattress strapped onto the top of it but one of the cords came loose and so for an hour from brampton to oakville we drove with the corner of her bed vibrating against the metal of the car and emitting this ungodly farting sound across highways and through densely populated neighborhood streets spectators literally staring in confusion at this subaru ripping ass through their whole entire lives
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2012-05-28
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